If we had made marco polo an Olympic sport when the Olympics went to China - it would have been a joke with a 700-YEAR SETUP.
Disappointed, people, disappointed.
#jokefail
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Little Australia's Religious News: Lent
The 2013 Lent season looks like it's going to be a real dud.
Anyone know when the playoffs start?
This has been "Little Australia's Religious News." You are welcome.
Anyone know when the playoffs start?
This has been "Little Australia's Religious News." You are welcome.
Found: Actual Bucket List
Holy cow! You won't believe what I just found in the laundry room!
Close up:
Someone call the Smithsonian!
Close up:
Someone call the Smithsonian!
Fresh Hot Joke: English Grammar Edition
If you're afraid of werewolves, you need to brush up on your tenses.
• This has been "Fresh Hot Joke: English Grammar Edition." Thanks for playing.
• This has been "Fresh Hot Joke: English Grammar Edition." Thanks for playing.
Tip For Americans: The Corniolis Effect
Americans coming to Australia have to give their bodies time to adjust not just to the significant time difference, but to the new way that their bodies are processing food. You see, in Australia, and in the Southern Hemisphere in general, food travels through the esophagus and intestines in a counter-clockwise motion—the opposite of how food travels in the Northern Hemisphere. It also exits your body in this manner, which is actually helpful, giving the whole "toilets flush the other way" business.
This is due to something called the Corniolis Effect, named for something I won't go into here, but let's just say it has to do with the manner in which corn digests (or doesn't), which aided in the Effect's discovery.
The best way to deal with this new manner of digestion is to drink lots of beer—that's why the Aussies do it.
This has been another "Tips For Americans," from Little Australia. You're welcome.
This is due to something called the Corniolis Effect, named for something I won't go into here, but let's just say it has to do with the manner in which corn digests (or doesn't), which aided in the Effect's discovery.
The best way to deal with this new manner of digestion is to drink lots of beer—that's why the Aussies do it.
This has been another "Tips For Americans," from Little Australia. You're welcome.
Sackrilege
Sackrilege: The violation and/or injurious treatment of a man's testicles.
(This, you may find it hard to believe, is part of a series. Hit "new words" in the tags below the post to see more. Original post, with rules, here.)
(This, you may find it hard to believe, is part of a series. Hit "new words" in the tags below the post to see more. Original post, with rules, here.)
Haate crime
The Washington Post had a word contest years ago in which they invited readers to take a word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition for the word. I've got a few hundred of them. (I was bored one week. Sue me.) I'll be posting them randomly here to fill in the time when I don't have anything beautiful to say or a great example of my photography to share.
Here's one now:
Haate crime: What Dutch Nazis get charged with.
Here's one now:
Haate crime: What Dutch Nazis get charged with.
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