God Said We're Allowed to Enjoy the Fall of the Murdoch's

Yeah so I just got off the phone with God, and It said that we're all allowed to have a jolly good laugh at the Murdochs and Brooks and Morgan and the whole damned, evil lot of them as they all plummet from their towers into the smashing oblivion of justice or at least something like it.

So long, you evil bastards.

Ow

Brazil:

"A black police helicopter dropped white rose petals over mourners and a nation was left struggling for answers."

RIP Rick Martin (of the French Connection)

That's the French Connection of 1970s American hockey fame. Martin was the left winger in a Buffalo Sabres line that included René Robert and Gil Perreault, all of them high up on my list of childhood heroes in my Buffalo.

And it was especially bad news for Robert:

It was a doubly tough day for Robert who’d heard earlier in the day that his older brother, Real, had died of a heart attack in Montreal.

"It’s like a bad dream," said Robert to the Buffalo News on Sunday afternoon. "First my brother, then my left-winger. I lose Rico (Martin). I tell you what. This one is going to be tough for everybody in Buffalo."

Here's a truly pretty goal by Martin in a game the Sabres played against the Soviet team in 1976. You can see Martin pause for a second, choose a spot - a tiny one - and nail it. Beauty way:

UK Court: You're Too Dumb to Have Sex

BRITney Spears inconsolable.